What do you call...

No insult intended to any who actually have these names.

... a boy with no arms and no legs on the open ocean?
Bob.
... a boy with no arms and no legs by a mailbox?
Bill.
... a boy with no arms and no legs on a doorstep?
Matt.
... a girl with one shot leg?
Eileen.
... a girl with no arms and no legs in a cow pasture?
Patty.