"I am Batman!"

 

 

I've been on a bit of a Batman binge, what with playing the Batman: Arkham Asylum and Arkham City games, as well as watching DVDs of the 90's animated series, and recently seeing The Dark Knight Rises at the theatre. So here's my parody of Batman's most iconic line:

 

I am greatness,

 

I am the width,

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I...

 

am...

 

FAT man!

 

I am laziness...

 

I am the hairball...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I...

 

am...

 

CAT man!

 

I am not THIS man,

I am not the OTHER man,

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I...

am...

THAT man!

 

Say, anybody notice how Superman never has to identify himself?

 

Also, if someone could get entrecard up and running again, they'd be MY hero!